People send jokes by email. It is an unexplained phenomenon as yet. Why do we get this uncontrolable urge to forward every joke and funny funny email we get to everyone we know? Anyways, over the years I must have received a ton of them. Well I decided to compile them. Here follows just about every single joke sent to me by email that's still on my hard drive. I haven't written any of these myself. Some of these might be offensive to some. WHO CARES?
Top twenty reasons why chocolate is better than sex
Reasons why guitars are better than women
Reasons why women are better than guitars
The rules of Bedroom Golf
You might be a republican if....
60 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
JESUS VS. ELVIS
How to Argue Effectively
Is the a Santa Clause?
College entrance exam - football player version
Sorority girl jokes
Computers and internet
Top ten signs you should spend time away from computers
Top ten reasons why computers must be male
You know you're addicted to the Internet When..
Why the Internet is like a Penis
New Computer Viruses
Men and Women
85 rules and instructions for being a man
Consumer's Reports on Selecting Girlfriend
Reading the signs
Guide to Sexual Type based on Favorite Color
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
What She Really Means
Seminars for Men
Are You a Real Guy?
"Woman" - a chemical analysis
"Men" - a chemical analysis.
News Bulletin: Men and Women are not alike.
Rita Rudner's facts about men
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
Top ten things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't
Why I Fired My Secretary
"you wouldn't happen to have....?"
where do babies come from?
Dishes and Vaseline
A new priest and his first mass
Give Us This Day...
THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR
Little Johnny tells it like it is
WHAT AM I?
A Poem Written by an African Shakespeare
I'm gonna get lucky
All you S.O.B.s
WHO'S THE BOSS?
Reality is funnier:
"Darwin Award" Nominee
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
IT's The Law
Why... what if
Learning The Benefit Of Hindsight
Bumper Stickers for All
Toasters of the World
Shit Happens in various World Religious
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
A FULL LIST OF TERMS FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
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