Taken from emails and posts received in the thread
"All terms for copulation NOW" on alt.tasteless.jokes
Compiled by Richard Green (GreenRL@rikk.demon.co.uk)
Date last revised: 05/09/95
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Terms ending with "'ing": -------------------------
Shafting Slamming Banging Fucking Pumping
Bonking Screwing Shagging Hosing Porking
Poking Nailing Hammering Ramming Humping
Stuffing Tooling Scrumping Grinding Romping
Boning Fornicating Skroging Plugging
Slang and more 'colourful' terms:
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Doing "it"
Making love
Having it off
Poking the bearded triangle
Getting some skins
Bumping nasties
Getting your leg-over
Driving the pink love bus into Tuna Town
Taking the skin boat to Tuna Town
Hide the salami
Sheltering under the pink umbrella
Getting laid
Going halvsies on an orgasm
Doing the ugly-bumpy
Horizontal dancing
Wetting your willy
Grabbing some snatch
Reeling in the fish
Spear the bearded clam
Knocking boots
Shoving her beaver with your lever
Horizontal folk-dancing
Holstering the Cum-Gun?
Squashing the meat
Horizontal jogging
Plugging your main cable into her love socket
Dinky tickle
Riding the nag
Porkin' de ho
Nailin' de cunt
Taking an albino piss
The Aztec Two Step
Horizontal hula
Dunk the dolphin
Splitting the hamster
Gettin' it on
Doing the nasty
Pickleville Express now leaving for Tuna Town, Tittiesville and all
points in between on Track 69
Doing the wild thing
Sink her with the pink torpedo
Trouser serpent in the grass
Bury the bone
Riding the baloney pony
Pumping her full of manfat
Dippin' your wick
Makin' Bacon
Penisize/Penization
Hot beef injection
Sinking your battleship
Creaming the Twinkie
Taking her temperature with a meat thermometer
Sticking it in...pulling it out
Ploughing her furrow
Fishing for kippers
Pickle tickle
Harpooning the moustachioed whale
Hiding the sausage
A wild ride on the baloney pony
Mattress dancing
The old slap and tickle
Giving the human quisenart a spin
Putting Percy to bed
Doing the tube-snake boogey
Doing the wild thing
Up to your apricots in Kipperland
Bit of the ole in and out
Getting some slickem on your hangdown!
Mud for your turtle
Leg-over and chips
Squashin' the cabbage leaves
Drivin' Miss Daisy
Fillin' the JuiceBox
Spreadin' the mayo (Miracle Whip)
Doing the horizontal tummy bump
Poking Her in the whiskers
Taking the skin boat to the tuen ocean
Trip down the mine shaft
Poking the fire
Doing the filth
Rubbing uglies
Morris-ing: so named after we found out that a friend of ours lost her
virginity in the back of a Morris Minor
Taking the old skin boat to Tuna Town
Torking your power rod
Taking old one-eye to the optomitrist
Laying some pipe
Getting your end away
Waxin' some ass wif a squigee
Doing the horizontal mambo
Driving it home
Taking the one-eyed wonder worm out for a walk
Slip-sliding away
Taking the ol' log to the beaver